It would appear that you do not use Internet Explorer but some other, second class browser such as Netscape Navigator or Opera. Unfortunately, the page you requested uses elements only available to IE users.

     However, because we want to spread the joy, we have made all the files on that page, available to you here. Simply follow your browsers download procedure with the links below. Enjoy.

Theme Song

Fire Chant 

Flushed Look 

Smart But Stupid 

Plant Problems 

Cheese Or Plain 

Law Of The Theatre

     If you were to go to the IE page, here are a few of the possible side effects you may encounter. Multiple Sounds Bleeding Together. Unreadable Text Appearing Everywhere. Your Browser Crashing Unexpectedly. Etc. If you would like to take your chances on the IE page anyway, click here. This is generally not recommended.